JACK SPARROW.CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.
JACK OVERLAND FROST.
AND Percy JACKson.
Ehm guys, didn’t we forget one?
THIS SONG GIVES ME LIFE
you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Obama on gay adoption
You the man
It’s this idea of “Hey, dudes are dudes.”
SO THE MARGE SELMA AND PATTY ARE MY FRIENDS I WAS LITERALLY BEHIND THE GUY WHO TOOK THE PHOTO
OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.
GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY
Dads and Tumblr
i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men
"Anna, you can’t marry someone you just met."
I think Anna should just “let that one go”